Get a Good Start This Year
This year is a good year to get ahead with your lawn. You know that thing you love to hate but should be a joy and thrill to own? Why does it has to be like that? Well that is a function of three major things: very poor soils that are abused by modern man-made...
Kilroy Was Here
Anyone who was alive and breathing in 1983 will remember the Styx hit song, Mr. Roboto, off of the album, Kilroy was here. The song was a satirical look of futuristic robotic life, as it tells the story of a robot imprisoned in a factory, who sings about wanting to be...
Can You Handle A 20-50% Cost Savings???
Do you feel like you are being held hostage by your lawn? Does it seem like you are spending more money with less results? Are you tired of sky-water bills that never alleviate the heat stress in your lawn? Well you not alone. The reason you feel like this is because...
Grass is NOT Evil…
I have noticed a trend about grass over the past few years that is a little disturbing and I wanted to chime in and provide my opinion as there are several objections against having a lawn. "My lawn takes way too much money to keep up with" This is probably the most...
Grass Doesn’t Lie
Grass is very trustworthy, it always tells the truth if you know what you are looking at. When things are not going so well and even when things seem to be looking up you can easily examine certain metrics both visible and invisible. It is pretty easy to identify...
Avoid Winter Dehydration Stress
One of the worst tings that can happen to a soil is for it to dehydrate. Several things happen. The microbial life in the soil dies off as it requires moisture to survive. In doing so, it leaves a waxy substance in the soil that increasingly creates a condition in the...
Get Out of the Route Based System, It’s Costing You Dearly
What most people do not understand. that is from a consumer level, is that things cost money and goods and services are not arbitrary, they are largely dictated by market forces and the cost associated with providing them. It takes a lot of energy to move assets and...
End the Lawn Struggle Once and For All
If you want to end that which causes you stress in your lawn, you will want to read on. There are two methods of managing lawn care, the traditional method known as the synthetic system (because it uses man-made chemicals) and the biological system which is the...
Automate in 2025
As robotic technology increases and the cost of energy, specifically lithium-ion technology continues to increase the affordability of robotic mowing will become more accessible to the general public. Economic forces, legislation, energy and of course good...
Reframing the Narrative: From Cosmetic Care to System Care
A lawn isn’t a carpet you “paint” green with quick fixes. It’s a living system. When the soil is functional—porous, microbially active, and well-balanced—everything else (color, density, resilience) becomes cheaper and easier. When it’s dysfunctional, you end up...
Rain, Cooler Temps, and the Great Lawn Amnesia
Ah yes—the clouds rolled in, the temperature dropped 15°, and suddenly half the neighborhood is convinced their lawn “just needed a little rain.” The brown patches vanished (for now), the turf perked up, and everyone’s out there taking victory laps like they cured...
The Gnomefront Property Line (a humorous field guide)
If you’ve ever strolled a neighborhood and spotted a small ceramic sentinel glaring at you from beneath a perfect bluegrass canopy, you may have thought, “Cute.” Incorrect. What you saw was a forward operating base. A clay‐faced commander. A tiny, pointed-cap...











